50 ways to annoy people

1. Sing a song that goes like this: 'I know a song that gets on every body's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes' then you repeat the song!
2. Follow them wherever they go and look at them with with wide eyes but don't say anything.
3. Only say one word in response to what they say to you like: hi, eep, o0p, bleh, or anything really.
4. Poke them every few seconds, even when they ask you to stop.
5. Sing the days of the week song over and over.
6. Make a weird noise and only stop to breathe.
7. Eat something that makes a lot of noise when you chew.
8. Quote your favorite part in a movie, show or something over and over.
9. Talk to them non-stop without giving them time to say anything.
10. Tell them every little detail about your pets. For example: how long you've had them, every detail about there life, how old they are,what they look like, their attitude, their likes, dislikes and any sicknesses they've had.
11. If they say no to doing something stay there and beg (don't stop begging).
12. Keep tapping your fingers like you don't know anything else to do.
13. hum the same tune repeatedly.
14. If you have a flip phone flip open then flip it closed over and over again.
15. Toss things at their head.
16. Watch them when they aren't talking to you but when they start talking to you ignore them.
17. While they're sleeping draw on their face.
18. hide their diary/journal.
19. Erase what they wrote down when they go do something.
20. Take all of their books.
21. Change the time on their watch every time they take it off.
22. rip off the corners of all of their papers.
23. turn off the T.V. every time they turn it on.
24. When you talk to them talk in your own language. (your language is one that you make up).
25. Do everything that they do right after the do it.
26. Glare at any part of their body other than their head/face.
27. act like a cat that really, really wants to be petted. (get on your hands and knees then rub yourself against their leg).
28. Open and close a book repeatedly. ( close it hard so it makes a loud noise).
29. get closer to them inch by inch and when your close enough start sniffing them.
30. Tell them every detail to everything bad that's happened to you in your life.
31. lock them out of the house for 10-20 minutes everyday.
    
32. Eat something that give you really bad smelling breath, then start talking to them and breathing in their face.
33. say everything in text talk when the talk to you.
34. mess with their hair.
35. stand in front of the T.V. when their trying to watch it.
36. switch their shampoo for medicine.
37. Take all their clothes and hide them somewhere that they wouldn't look.
38. Whenever their on Facebook chat with them no matter what.
39. Say that their favorite character in a book isn't the best one.
40. Look at them with the weirdest face that you can make for as long as possible.
41. Hide their Cell Phone.
42. Take their pillow out of their pillow case and fill it with phone books.
43. Do the opposite of what they tell you to do.
44. Deni anything they say.
45. Sip a drink very loudly.
46. Get mad at them when they do something you don't like.
47. Frantically scribble on paper and pretend to mess up, then crumple it up at toss it at their head.
48. Stare at them blankly for a long time.
49. Pretend to be a zombie.
50. Circle them wherever they go.